And now for something completely different: Santaland Diaries at The Showroom

This is our fourth year of our partnership with Hub-bub and The Showroom and an encore performance of last year’s The Santaland Diaries by David Sedaris, featuring, at least according to the poster, me.  Oh and I bought fresh tights for this one, so you better come.

SLT’s NextStages program is intended to provide a lower-cost edgier alternative to our mainstage season fare.  And The Santaland Diaries provides just that little bit of snarky edge we’re all feeling during the holidays, but that we hesitate to explore for fear of being seen as “unholiday-like”.  It does have some rough language, although it’s nowhere near as racy as The Eight: Reindeer Monologues, that we did a few years ago.  Just in case, leave the kids at home.  Well unless you don’t care of your kids hear the f-word.  Most do.

Here’s the official press release on the show.  Oh yeah and it runs Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 8:00 pm at The Showroom at Hub-bub and tickets are $10.

Okay, official stuff:

The Santaland Diaries
Thursday-Saturday, December 10th -12th  at 8pm   
Tickets: $10 advance/door
For Mature Audiences Only
For those who like a little spice with their Christmas sugar, this hilarious one-person play chronicles a man's experience working as an elf in Macy's Santaland. David Sedaris is a genuine American voice--witty, sardonic and unpredictable, mercilessly cutting through the Christmas spirit to point out what crazy things we do as human beings during the holidays.
NPR humorist and best-selling author David Sedaris made his comic debut reading his "Santaland Diaries" on National Public Radio's Morning Edition. Sedaris' sardonic humor and incisive social critique have since made him one of NPR's most popular and humorous commentators. He is the author of the bestsellers Barrel Fever and Holidays on Ice, as well as collections of personal essays, Naked and Me Talk Pretty One Day. Sedaris and his sister, Amy Sedaris, have written several plays which have been produced at La Mama, Lincoln Center, and The Drama Department in New York City. In 2001, David Sedaris became the third recipient of the Thurber Prize for American Humor, and was named by Time magazine as "Humorist of the Year."
Actor Jay Coffman stars as Crumpet, the wickedly funny Macy's Elf. Coffman is a fixture on the Upstate theatre circuit working both in the spotlight and behind the scenes. He has performed in many plays in the Spartanburg area and is currently the Interim Executive Artistic Director for the Spartanburg Little Theatre. He is no stranger to the stage at The Showroom, this is an encore performance of the Santaland Diaries and Jay also performed in the role of Cupid in sold out performances of The Reindeer Monologues for two years.
“A delightfully thorny account of working as a Yuletide elf at Macy’s. Priceless observations, both outrageous and subtle. Destined to hold a place in the annals of American humor writing.” -New York Times

Who could resist these faces?: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever kicks off the holiday season

(photos courtesy of Alex Hicks at the Spartanburg Herald Journal)

I’m not sure I’m what most people think of as a “kid person”. In my 37 years, I really haven’t had that much interaction with children at all, although I haven’t really avoided it as a rule. The opportunity just hasn’t presented itself. In fact, people are often surprised after seeing me interact with children and I get these strange backhanded compliments like “You’re really good with kids. I didn’t expect that.” Uh, yeah, usually I eat them for breakfast, but your kid’s special and well, I had already eaten.

So when the opportunity presented itself to get involved in the Spartanburg Youth! Theatre’s production (and collaboration with SLT) of The Best Christmas Pageant Ever, I thought it would be a excellent opportunity to get a first hand look into how this rather unique organization operates. After all, I am kind of the boss. Well Matt Giles is their boss. Praise the lord.

The thing about SYT is that it may be the only youth theatre of its kind in the entire United States. It’s a “by youth, for youth” youth theatre, meaning every aspect of production (except for the direction of the show) is done by kids in the 3rd through the 12th grade. They build the sets, run the sound board, run the light board, stage manage, act, raise and lower the curtains, help with the costumes, and act as backstage crew. What makes this unique is the almost complete absence of any adults in the production process. While most other youth theatres include adult actors, adults running sound and lights and building and stage managing, this youth theatre puts the whole production in the hands of the kids. (Now The Best Christmas Pageant Ever, being a collaboration with SLT, does include a handful of adult actors).

But it is truly inspiring to watch these 50+ kids take care of aspects of production that adults normally take care of. In fact, the kids often put the adults to shame when it comes to knowing your lines, or being in the right place at the right time. One time I arrived at rehearsal a few minutes after we had begun because I had a meeting. I walked backstage and a 10 year old girl looked up at me and said, completely without irony…”You’re late”.

She was right of course, and while I might have wanted to step on her just a little bit, I preferred to think of it as a good example of with the Spartanburg Youth! Theatre has been doing since 1971, preparing Spartanburg’s youth for adulthood, instilling responsibility, fostering creativity, taking a ragtag group of individuals and making them a well oiled working machine.

Playing the father in The Best Christmas Pageant Ever is probably the closest I’ll ever get to fatherhood in the real sense, but watching these children create and flourish and respond to pressure and come through, makes me just as proud as an real father could be.

Come see The Best Christmas Pageant Ever, presented by The Spartanburg Youth! Theatre at the Chapman Cultural Center on December 4th at 4:30 and 7:00 and on December 5th at 2:00 and 7:00. Tickets available at 542-ARTS and at http://www.chapmanculturalcenter.org/. Both shows on December 4th are almost sold out, and December 5th shows are not far behind. Reserve now!