TOP 10 REASONS TO COME SEE AGATHA CHRISTIE'S "THE MOUSETRAP"

10. Susan Boyle will be dropping her hot new dance single "I Dreamed a Dream: Timbaland Remix"

9. Octomom and family are only taking up the first 4 rows.

8. Bruno Tonioli gave it a "Hot and Spicy" 10!

7. If you come, Gov. Sanford has promised to accept the stimulus package.

6. SLT will be launching "Wii Mousetrap".

5. Because the thought of going to Spring Fling, is much better than the actual reality.

4. All of the fake food that you never see cooked at Monkswell Manor is organic and hormone free.

3. North Korea promised to hold off their nuclear missile test until final curtain.

2. The Chapman Cultural Center is a Swine-Flu Free Zone.

1. It was Bea Arthur's dying wish!

Tickets still available! Starring Matt Giles, Katy Purgason, Marshall Jordan, Harmonie Skipper, Dennis Shreefer, Adam Brownlee, Richard Beveridge and Marcia Murff Miller. Call (864) 542-ARTS or go online at http://www.chapmanculturalcenter.org/.